And now, in a World Exclusive, I interview GEORGE BEST himself:
"We lost the Ashes. That doesn't mean we're bad or anything, it means Australia suck and cricket sucks and they take everything too seriously."
But George, didn't the English invent cricket? And they're being beaten at their own game?
"Yeah but.....they're all convicts."
Are you familiar with the term "sour grapes" Mr Best?
"Grapes? You Aussies, always thinking about alcohol and the like, you really should take a leaf out of our books."
You really are a senile old fool aren't you Mr Best?
"Well, I...wha? Hmm? Sorry, I was too busy looking for the stick I had up my arse."
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Straight from the horses' mouth...you heard it here first. What a complete idiot!
posted by Ryan at 2:51 PM