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  Saturday, December 14, 2002

I have no idea how correct the clock is cos I couldn't be bothered checking it...but still...

Also it might say error on page whe you load it up, but don't worry, the clock is ony here for three days. Once it's gone everything should be ok again. (I'm not great with Javascript.. :| )




  Wednesday, December 11, 2002

And now, in a World Exclusive, I interview GEORGE BEST himself:



"We lost the Ashes. That doesn't mean we're bad or anything, it means Australia suck and cricket sucks and they take everything too seriously."

But George, didn't the English invent cricket? And they're being beaten at their own game?

"Yeah but.....they're all convicts."

Are you familiar with the term "sour grapes" Mr Best?

"Grapes? You Aussies, always thinking about alcohol and the like, you really should take a leaf out of our books."

You really are a senile old fool aren't you Mr Best?

"Well, I...wha? Hmm? Sorry, I was too busy looking for the stick I had up my arse."

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Straight from the horses' mouth...you heard it here first. What a complete idiot!






  Monday, December 09, 2002

Hey, first post AV (After Valedictory). Hope everyone had a good night, I think I did and altho it was expensive and a bit boring it was worth it to see everyone again and have a good chat, and to watch Melling almost burst his bowels on Coke.

A day out is tentatively planned for Friday week; any takers?



  Sunday, December 08, 2002

The Matrix Philosophy Page

Enlighten yourself. It only takes a few minutes.






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